清除黑历史

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福山和媳妇为了能让自己的傻儿子娶上媳妇，东拼西凑给女方拿出了要求的20万彩礼。即将举行婚礼之际，女方家提出要求：如果要想女儿嫁过来，嫁过门的媳妇只养自己的公公婆婆（福山和福山媳妇），不养老婆婆（福山娘），这可愁坏了福山，福山娘就福山一个儿子，还有一个女儿早已出嫁到城里。按照习惯，福山的父亲去世的早，福山娘理应该是福山这个儿子来赡养。福山面对儿子的婚姻大事和自己的亲生母亲的赡养问题该如何抉择？福山的姐姐福梅又该如何决定？老太太最终命运又是如何？儿女的最后选择却引出了福山娘当年和丈夫建国的一段难忘的青春往事……

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一群银行劫匪从银行逃出后,来到了<变鬼>的那幢公寓楼,想要分钱时却发现钱不翼而飞.于是他们搜查这屋楼的每一个角落,最终连被封了已久的第6层楼.终于在609室找到了钱,可是他们的钱却拿不出来了.....

简介：狗的审判

简介：欲海潮

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龙王携四海龙王以水淹陈塘关逼李靖交出哪吒，哪吒自刎肉身消亡，太乙欲建庙助他重生。 燃灯道人赠李靖玲珑宝塔，说哪吒无功受香火会受魔心反噬。李靖不忍让哪吒入歧途决定毁庙引哪吒误会，而李母与太乙偷偷供奉哪吒牌位。龙王在哪吒复生之时突袭，众人都被压在塔下。误会颇深的父子腹背受敌，一边要与对方打斗，一边又要提防龙族和塔内怪兽的袭击，于是决定先放下芥蒂逃出凶险之地。 二人进入宝塔深处，幻境纷至沓来，敌人潜伏其中，随时袭击疲于奔命的父子俩。 两人同行，最终冰释前嫌，共同击败龙王。

简介：青年术士“钱小豪”与好友合伙，专营驱魔治鬼法事，被邀往凌府为凌公子驱鬼，因功力太差反被女鬼戏弄险告丧命，幸得大师“罗烈”暗中施法帮助，将女鬼逐去，二人懵然不知，自以为功夫了得，后再得大师相救，方悟大师乃高人，拜大师为徒学茅术之最高修为六壬神功，大展身手。

简介：太太太厉害解说版

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important keeping the peace or getting a piece.

简介：杀狼花